As a Mexican this is a must! topic

I know I am only feeding the mass hysteria about the Swine Flu (H1N1), but can we pronounce conspiracy? For many days after this epidemic came to be, I could not figure out why people were going crazy about the flu causing some deaths. I know that sounds bad but over 30,000 people in the US of A pass away from influenza a year, and our dear pig friends in no way have reached those numbers, why isn't the regular flu ever a 4 on its way up the pandemic scale? All I could think about was a political agenda keeping people from traveling to Mexico because of the drug cartels, which is totally happening FYI. In my opinion, don't make a big deal about the newest strain of the flu sickness, which is empowering the Medical Industrial Complex, and just tell people that the cartels will take more lives than this flu will. By the way, the H1N1 looks like this--------------------------------------->

Oh wait, that is actually a pandemic that has killed millions of people that is called the HIV-1 virus. So if you are having hot passionate love, you should definitely use the condom that you totally have. I know the actual virus looks pretty with its tulip envelope but it's a very scary thing, anyway, latex is totally sexy.

UPDATE:

My supervisor and I at work thought of all the ways the Swine Flu is all a gimmick but I have recently changed my mind.  Today I discovered that her youngest has been sick and feverish for a few days, and her second son in command had to be pulled out of school today and hurled in the car, swine flu DC? SO, due to recent discoveries I felt it necessary to provide you with some precautions and tips:

1. Using those face masks that you saw crazy people wearing weeks ago, totally in fashion now.
2. Use organic, animal free hand & body soap, apparently most other products have swine fat and that is just not okay.
3. Stop eating meat: Why are you eating pork anyway? Don't you know who Babe, Miss Piggy, Porky Pig, Piglet, Pumbaa, and The Three Little Pigs are?
   
4. It has been discovered that tea time with your piggy friend builds warmth in your heart which in turn produces anti-bodies against H1N1. Crumpets anyone?